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If I can't play tennis, I have no reason to live.
If I can't play tennis, I have no reason to live.
Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
I feel vigorous.
I feel vigorous.
Still, still! I like to go in fresh!
Still, still! I like to go in fresh!
Not showing off, not falling behind.
Not showing off, not falling behind.
or Ron Kuby.
or Ron Kuby.
Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
Tell the world my story.
Tell the world my story.
Sure thing, Joe Mayo.
Sure thing, Joe Mayo.
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
I use Prell, the hard stuff.
I use Prell, the hard stuff.
I'm so sick about losing that choose.
I'm so sick about losing that choose.
Oh, no, no. He has health problems.
Oh, no, no. He has health problems.
I am looser than creamed corn.
I am looser than creamed corn.
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.
Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.
He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.
He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.
Why didn't you get the big one?
Why didn't you get the big one?
I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30
I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30
Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne coolies.
Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne coolies.
Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,
Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,
To the idiot-mobile.
To the idiot-mobile.
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.
You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.
Jimmy and misunderstandings kind of clash.
Jimmy and misunderstandings kind of clash.
All right, Frank, that's enough.
All right, Frank, that's enough.
You can't. It's none of your business!
You can't. It's none of your business!
Costanza, you're white-hot!
Costanza, you're white-hot!
I'm back in business, baby!
I'm back in business, baby!
No, thanks. We gave at the office.
No, thanks. We gave at the office.
Don't touch Jimmy!
Don't touch Jimmy!
It's Benes, you jackass.
It's Benes, you jackass.
I'm gonna call her. No, don't call.
I'm gonna call her. No, don't call.
You got T-Fal? No, Calphalon.
You got T-Fal? No, Calphalon.
You wanna fight me? Jerry, I'm gonna kill you.
You wanna fight me? Jerry, I'm gonna kill you.
am not going to compromise
am not going to compromise
The next one of you that opens your mouth, says something,
The next one of you that opens your mouth, says something,
But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.
But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.
You don't ask.
You don't ask.
Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.
Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.
A Willard?
A Willard?
What state?
What state?
It's fraying.
It's fraying.
We just swept the Orioles.
We just swept the Orioles.
Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff.
Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff.
There's a sale at Penney's!
There's a sale at Penney's!
GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!
GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!
I'm not driving him to the airport!
I'm not driving him to the airport!
Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up.
Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up.
You don't think I can attract attention?
You don't think I can attract attention?
It is so my business. Give me that!
It is so my business. Give me that!
Come on. Break it up!
Come on. Break it up!
I'm-- I'm here working for the people.
I'm-- I'm here working for the people.
Come on. You're being very un-Dude.
Come on. You're being very un-Dude.
Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.
Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.
Mom, Dad...I have fleas.
Mom, Dad...I have fleas.
They're gonna kill that poor woman!
They're gonna kill that poor woman!
So what? A lot of older men have that.
So what? A lot of older men have that.
once they've seen Karl Hungus?
once they've seen Karl Hungus?
Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow.
Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow.