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A Willard?
A Willard?
I'm so sick about losing that choose.
I'm so sick about losing that choose.
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
They're gonna kill that poor woman!
They're gonna kill that poor woman!
once they've seen Karl Hungus?
once they've seen Karl Hungus?
I am looser than creamed corn.
I am looser than creamed corn.
Come on. You're being very un-Dude.
Come on. You're being very un-Dude.
Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff.
Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff.
I can't! I won't.
I can't! I won't.
Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah.
Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah.
Come on. Break it up!
Come on. Break it up!
and your thoughtless, stupid, insensitive remarks,
and your thoughtless, stupid, insensitive remarks,
What am I supposed to do with all this paella?
What am I supposed to do with all this paella?
That's why they sent me. I am an expert.
That's why they sent me. I am an expert.
Friends like these, huh, Gary? That's right, Dude.
Friends like these, huh, Gary? That's right, Dude.
What state?
What state?
You don't think I can attract attention?
You don't think I can attract attention?
I'm back in business, baby!
I'm back in business, baby!
I'd like to have shoehorn hands.
I'd like to have shoehorn hands.
Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!
Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!
Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30
I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30
She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend.
She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend.
You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?
You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?
Not showing off, not falling behind.
Not showing off, not falling behind.
He just sunk like a stone, didn't he?
He just sunk like a stone, didn't he?
Pinko commie rag.
Pinko commie rag.
He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.
He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.
I'm not driving him to the airport!
I'm not driving him to the airport!
I'm ruined!
I'm ruined!
It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.
It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.
Sure thing, Joe Mayo.
Sure thing, Joe Mayo.
You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.
You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
You don't ask.
You don't ask.
Even I am not above the policy.
Even I am not above the policy.
I got a rash, man. Fucking A.
I got a rash, man. Fucking A.
I'll kill your fucking car!
I'll kill your fucking car!
You can't. It's none of your business!
You can't. It's none of your business!
No more nuts.
No more nuts.
To the idiot-mobile.
To the idiot-mobile.
I've found the tunnel, Johnson! It's this way!
I've found the tunnel, Johnson! It's this way!
I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea,
I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea,
Roll up your window. Let's do a pressed ham under glass.
Roll up your window. Let's do a pressed ham under glass.
It's fraying.
It's fraying.
And Leon's getting larger!
And Leon's getting larger!
I feel vigorous.
I feel vigorous.
You come in the house, you wipe your wheels.
You come in the house, you wipe your wheels.
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.
Tough luck, chinless.
Tough luck, chinless.
He's obsessed with breasts.
He's obsessed with breasts.
It's Benes, you jackass.
It's Benes, you jackass.
No, he's a sex offender with a record.
No, he's a sex offender with a record.
Why didn't you get the big one?
Why didn't you get the big one?
No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
I understand. Could you slide your shorts down, please?
I understand. Could you slide your shorts down, please?
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?
Yeah, he's dating a crayon.
Yeah, he's dating a crayon.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
It is so my business. Give me that!
It is so my business. Give me that!