You don't ask.

I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?

I'm so sick about losing that choose.

am not going to compromise

I'm gonna call her. No, don't call.

Still, still! I like to go in fresh!

Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow.

All right, Frank, that's enough.

I love you!

Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends!

Not showing off, not falling behind.

You wanna fight me? Jerry, I'm gonna kill you.

Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.

Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne coolies.

I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!

I understand. Could you slide your shorts down, please?

¿Como se dice... waterbed?

No, he's a sex offender with a record.

You got T-Fal? No, Calphalon.

Rhode Island.

It's fraying.

Yeah.

Where's the fucking money, shithead?

Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah.

Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.

What state?

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.

You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?

Darkness washed over the Dude.

I'll kill your fucking car!

GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!

Don't say peep while I'm doing business here, man.

I use Prell, the hard stuff.

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.

It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.

The next one of you that opens your mouth, says something,

Oh, no, no. He has health problems.

I'm calling. Get away from me. Jerry, don't. Give me the phone.

Books, Jerry.

Golden Boy's always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry.

I got a rash, man. Fucking A.

That's why they sent me. I am an expert.

You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?

I feel vigorous.

Come on. Break it up!

Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.

I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30

Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff.

Even I am not above the policy.

I'm ruined!

Can't-stand-ya."

and your thoughtless, stupid, insensitive remarks,

There's still three more games left in this series, my friend,

There's a sale at Penney's!

Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,

But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.

Tell the world my story.

Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!

Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.

He's obsessed with breasts.