I feel vigorous.

Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up.

It's Benes, you jackass.

Sure thing, Joe Mayo.

I'm gonna call her. No, don't call.

It's fraying.

But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.

Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!

You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen

It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.

He's obsessed with breasts.

I use Prell, the hard stuff.

You wanna fight me? Jerry, I'm gonna kill you.

I'm ruined!

We just swept the Orioles.

Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,

You don't ask.

Roll up your window. Let's do a pressed ham under glass.

Still, still! I like to go in fresh!

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.

If I can't play tennis, I have no reason to live.

My dirty undies, Dude. The laundry. The whites.

They're gonna kill that poor woman!

You can't. It's none of your business!

You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.

I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea,

Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.

Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff.

And then there's Maude.

Come on. Break it up!

Friends like these, huh, Gary? That's right, Dude.

I'm not driving him to the airport!

Come on. You're being very un-Dude.

Yeah, he's dating a crayon.

I'm-- I'm here working for the people.

Darkness washed over the Dude.

and your thoughtless, stupid, insensitive remarks,

Tough luck, chinless.

You come in the house, you wipe your wheels.

I got a rash, man. Fucking A.

The next one of you that opens your mouth, says something,

I'm calling. Get away from me. Jerry, don't. Give me the phone.

I understand. Could you slide your shorts down, please?

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.

What am I supposed to do with all this paella?

He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.

You don't think I can attract attention?

No, forget it. I don't want you to.

I'm back in business, baby!

It is so my business. Give me that!

Don't touch Jimmy!

Welcome aboard.

am not going to compromise

I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30

I'd like to have shoehorn hands.

I've found the tunnel, Johnson! It's this way!

once they've seen Karl Hungus?

Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah.

I can't! I won't.

I'm so sick about losing that choose.