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I feel vigorous.
I feel vigorous.
Where's the fucking money, shithead?
Where's the fucking money, shithead?
It is so my business. Give me that!
It is so my business. Give me that!
I'd like to have shoehorn hands.
I'd like to have shoehorn hands.
You wanna fight me? Jerry, I'm gonna kill you.
You wanna fight me? Jerry, I'm gonna kill you.
Don't touch Jimmy!
Don't touch Jimmy!
The next one of you that opens your mouth, says something,
The next one of you that opens your mouth, says something,
That's why they sent me. I am an expert.
That's why they sent me. I am an expert.
I'm so sick about losing that choose.
I'm so sick about losing that choose.
I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?
I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?
No, forget it. I don't want you to.
No, forget it. I don't want you to.
Hey, Elaine, try the beef, 'cause that's real au jus sauce.
Hey, Elaine, try the beef, 'cause that's real au jus sauce.
GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!
GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!
Golden Boy's always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry.
Golden Boy's always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry.
Come on. You're being very un-Dude.
Come on. You're being very un-Dude.
No, thanks. We gave at the office.
No, thanks. We gave at the office.
You got T-Fal? No, Calphalon.
You got T-Fal? No, Calphalon.
Even I am not above the policy.
Even I am not above the policy.
No, he's a sex offender with a record.
No, he's a sex offender with a record.
I'll kill your fucking car!
I'll kill your fucking car!
You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.
You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.
And Leon's getting larger!
And Leon's getting larger!
What state?
What state?
I am looser than creamed corn.
I am looser than creamed corn.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
Why, I could make a hat or a brooch. Or a pterodactyl, could eat your...
Why, I could make a hat or a brooch. Or a pterodactyl, could eat your...
Pinko commie rag.
Pinko commie rag.
I got a rash, man. Fucking A.
I got a rash, man. Fucking A.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.
Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?
I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!
I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
Can't-stand-ya."
Can't-stand-ya."
It's fraying.
It's fraying.
Rhode Island.
Rhode Island.
It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.
It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.
Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff.
Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff.
Darkness washed over the Dude.
Darkness washed over the Dude.
am not going to compromise
am not going to compromise
We just swept the Orioles.
We just swept the Orioles.
I'm back in business, baby!
I'm back in business, baby!
I love you!
I love you!
Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,
Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,
I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30
I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30
I can't! I won't.
I can't! I won't.
You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?
You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?
Don't say peep while I'm doing business here, man.
Don't say peep while I'm doing business here, man.
He's obsessed with breasts.
He's obsessed with breasts.
You can't. It's none of your business!
You can't. It's none of your business!
Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.
Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.
They're gonna kill that poor woman!
They're gonna kill that poor woman!
Not showing off, not falling behind.
Not showing off, not falling behind.
I'm not driving him to the airport!
I'm not driving him to the airport!
Costanza, you're white-hot!
Costanza, you're white-hot!
Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.
Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.
No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.