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I feel vigorous.
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Where's the fucking money, shithead?
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It is so my business. Give me that!
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I'd like to have shoehorn hands.
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You wanna fight me? Jerry, I'm gonna kill you.
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Don't touch Jimmy!
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The next one of you that opens your mouth, says something,
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That's why they sent me. I am an expert.
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I'm so sick about losing that choose.
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I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?
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No, forget it. I don't want you to.
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Hey, Elaine, try the beef, 'cause that's real au jus sauce.
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GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!
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Golden Boy's always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry.
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Come on. You're being very un-Dude.
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No, thanks. We gave at the office.
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You got T-Fal? No, Calphalon.
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Even I am not above the policy.
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No, he's a sex offender with a record.
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I'll kill your fucking car!
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You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.
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And Leon's getting larger!
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What state?
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I am looser than creamed corn.
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And then there's Maude.
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Why, I could make a hat or a brooch. Or a pterodactyl, could eat your...
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Pinko commie rag.
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I got a rash, man. Fucking A.
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Welcome aboard.
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Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.
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You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?
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I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!
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Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
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Can't-stand-ya."
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It's fraying.
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Rhode Island.
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It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.
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Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
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Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff.
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Darkness washed over the Dude.
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am not going to compromise
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We just swept the Orioles.
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I'm back in business, baby!
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I love you!
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Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,
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I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30
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I can't! I won't.
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You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?
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Don't say peep while I'm doing business here, man.
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He's obsessed with breasts.
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You can't. It's none of your business!
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Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
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Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.
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They're gonna kill that poor woman!
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Not showing off, not falling behind.
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I'm not driving him to the airport!
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Costanza, you're white-hot!
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Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.
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No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
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Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
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