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But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.
Golden Boy's always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry.
The next one of you that opens your mouth, says something,
I feel vigorous.
A Willard?
It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.
He's obsessed with breasts.
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.
once they've seen Karl Hungus?
I'll kill your fucking car!
I am looser than creamed corn.
And then there's Maude.
You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?
No, forget it. I don't want you to.
I've found the tunnel, Johnson! It's this way!
Come on. You're being very un-Dude.
Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.
No more nuts.
I'm not driving him to the airport!
Oh, no, no. He has health problems.
You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.
Mom, Dad...I have fleas.
Friends like these, huh, Gary? That's right, Dude.
and your thoughtless, stupid, insensitive remarks,
I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?
Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,
They're gonna kill that poor woman!
It's Benes, you jackass.
Hey, Elaine, try the beef, 'cause that's real au jus sauce.
I'm ruined!
There's a sale at Penney's!
My dirty undies, Dude. The laundry. The whites.
Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah.
Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!
You can't. It's none of your business!
Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
I'm so sick about losing that choose.
I'm back in business, baby!
No, thanks. We gave at the office.
He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.
We just swept the Orioles.
What state?
Come on. Break it up!
I can't! I won't.
I use Prell, the hard stuff.
Welcome aboard.
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?
Not showing off, not falling behind.
Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.
You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen
Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
That's why they sent me. I am an expert.
Sure thing, Joe Mayo.
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
It's fraying.
Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up.
GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!
And Leon's getting larger!
Why didn't you get the big one?
Even I am not above the policy.