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I understand. Could you slide your shorts down, please?
I understand. Could you slide your shorts down, please?
Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.
Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.
Mom, Dad...I have fleas.
Mom, Dad...I have fleas.
But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.
But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.
You don't ask.
You don't ask.
Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,
Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,
Still, still! I like to go in fresh!
Still, still! I like to go in fresh!
Oh, no, no. He has health problems.
Oh, no, no. He has health problems.
Why didn't you get the big one?
Why didn't you get the big one?
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
I'm ruined!
I'm ruined!
I'm calling. Get away from me. Jerry, don't. Give me the phone.
I'm calling. Get away from me. Jerry, don't. Give me the phone.
He's obsessed with breasts.
He's obsessed with breasts.
You wanna fight me? Jerry, I'm gonna kill you.
You wanna fight me? Jerry, I'm gonna kill you.
It's Benes, you jackass.
It's Benes, you jackass.
No, forget it. I don't want you to.
No, forget it. I don't want you to.
I got a rash, man. Fucking A.
I got a rash, man. Fucking A.
What state?
What state?
once they've seen Karl Hungus?
once they've seen Karl Hungus?
I'll kill your fucking car!
I'll kill your fucking car!
You don't think I can attract attention?
You don't think I can attract attention?
She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend.
She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend.
That's why they sent me. I am an expert.
That's why they sent me. I am an expert.
No, thanks. We gave at the office.
No, thanks. We gave at the office.
Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.
Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.
Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne coolies.
Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne coolies.
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
Costanza, you're white-hot!
Costanza, you're white-hot!
Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.
It's not legitimate. It's a business.
It's not legitimate. It's a business.
I'm not driving him to the airport!
I'm not driving him to the airport!
Hey, Elaine, try the beef, 'cause that's real au jus sauce.
Hey, Elaine, try the beef, 'cause that's real au jus sauce.
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
Rhode Island.
Rhode Island.
What am I supposed to do with all this paella?
What am I supposed to do with all this paella?
Don't touch Jimmy!
Don't touch Jimmy!
am not going to compromise
am not going to compromise
Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.
Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.
Not showing off, not falling behind.
Not showing off, not falling behind.
Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!
Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!
Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up.
Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up.
Jimmy and misunderstandings kind of clash.
Jimmy and misunderstandings kind of clash.
No, he's a sex offender with a record.
No, he's a sex offender with a record.
It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.
It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.
I am looser than creamed corn.
I am looser than creamed corn.
Bad chicken! Mess you up!
Bad chicken! Mess you up!
I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea,
I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea,
You got T-Fal? No, Calphalon.
You got T-Fal? No, Calphalon.
I'm gonna call her. No, don't call.
I'm gonna call her. No, don't call.
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.
Of course. Absolute zero.
Of course. Absolute zero.
And Leon's getting larger!
And Leon's getting larger!
I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30
I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at 4:30
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?
Tell the world my story.
Tell the world my story.
You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen
You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen
or Ron Kuby.
or Ron Kuby.
All right, Frank, that's enough.
All right, Frank, that's enough.
I'd like to have shoehorn hands.
I'd like to have shoehorn hands.