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I understand. Could you slide your shorts down, please?
He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.
It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?
What state?
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.
So what? A lot of older men have that.
Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow.
Come on. You're being very un-Dude.
The next one of you that opens your mouth, says something,
I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?
You can't. It's none of your business!
once they've seen Karl Hungus?
Don't touch Jimmy!
I feel vigorous.
My dirty undies, Dude. The laundry. The whites.
Tough luck, chinless.
Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up.
Why didn't you get the big one?
No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.
GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
Rhode Island.
Sure thing, Joe Mayo.
I'm ruined!
Bad chicken! Mess you up!
Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.
Still, still! I like to go in fresh!
What am I supposed to do with all this paella?
But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.
I can't! I won't.
They're gonna kill that poor woman!
Tell the world my story.
We just swept the Orioles.
I've found the tunnel, Johnson! It's this way!
You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen
You don't think I can attract attention?
You don't recover that quickly from a nose job.
That's why they sent me. I am an expert.
I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea,
Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne coolies.
A Willard?
Of course. Absolute zero.
No, forget it. I don't want you to.
Mom, Dad...I have fleas.
She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend.
Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff.
Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!
Hey, Elaine, try the beef, 'cause that's real au jus sauce.
No, thanks. We gave at the office.
Jimmy and misunderstandings kind of clash.
I got a rash, man. Fucking A.
Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
And then there's Maude.
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
Darkness washed over the Dude.
and your thoughtless, stupid, insensitive remarks,
am not going to compromise
I'll kill your fucking car!