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You tell that son of a bitch,
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Oh, this was set for two minutes, see?
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ELAINE: It was a cold winter's night in Timbuktu.
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This son of a bitch is ice cold.
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George!
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soothing your every aching muscle.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Till this bastard over here says:
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Get ahold of yourself.
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I trust Elaine. She is my friend.
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go visit them in New York."
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Now, now, speak up, George. I can't hear you.
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The soak of the year.
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Thank god I took off my heels and put on my...
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no Yankee is ever coming to Houston.
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"And that was it, I lost.
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Not as long as you bastards are running things.
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"Let's call the sons of bitches,
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Huh? Oh, that must be it.
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[GASPS]
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you know where we are?
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[SHOUTING] You tell that son of a bitch
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Well, I--
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I set this thing for 20 seconds.
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Not as long as you bastards are running things.
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no Yankee is ever coming to Houston!
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Mr. Wilhelm. What's the matter with you?
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It knows what time it is.
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when you Yankee bastards are coming to Houston?
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if I had been with you there in Barcelona...
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Here, feel my hand. Yeah, feel.
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