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The Little Jerry
The Comeback
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The English Patient
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The Summer of George
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The Serenity Now
The Blood
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The Merv Griffin Show
The Slicer
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And you, you don't have anything.
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They don't even know they're having a funeral.
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because of me.
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[LOUDLY] Would you make this thing lower?
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Morty, you can't wear this.
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Show me the levels.
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What a shock.
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Oh, it's nothing. I got it.
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Whole new lifestyle.
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Well, of course, it could be done.
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I don't know why you had to bring this jacket.
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You know, trotters, like at Yonkers.
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all I need is the lumber.
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[TIRES SCREECHING ON TELEVISION]
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Well, I didn't, uh, really mean a pony per se.
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Manya died!
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and I came up with the idea for the beltless trench coat.
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You said so.
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No, no.
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For two hours, he's talking and answering questions.
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There's no bet if I'm not doing it.
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JERRY: Horses.
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I just don't see how it could occur.
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Well, the man's an individualist.
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It was a tag-up at third base.
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I don't know what to do.
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Oh, yeah,
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[GUNSHOTS AND SIRENS PLAY OVER TELEVISION SPEAKERS]
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Unless... What?
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Yeah, so long, Morty.
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You know what this means, don't you?
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JERRY: Seriously, do you want to switch chairs?
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Really?
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you know who he calls?
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I had enough!
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[GUNSHOTS, DISCO-FLAVORED CHASE MUSIC ON TELEVISION]
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And, I mean, hey, you know,
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They invited you again. I think you should go.
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They pull up in front of the old people's house
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Hello?
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"Why is Jerry so far off the base?"
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What, I'm going to buy a new sport jacket now?
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You know, like ancient Egypt.
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I thought you were getting it.
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but it only is done if it's done.
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How long does a funeral take?
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Yeah, yeah.
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What's wrong with that nice gray one?
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Mickey Mantle?
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And you start to fantasize.
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I don't know her either.
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Oh, yeah, where the people eat the plant life,
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Need any help with those?
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Two o'clock.
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No, they just left.
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Yeah, I can't eat dessert either.
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Jeffrey's taking the apartment.
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"I can't believe Jerry didn't show up."
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Yeah. He talks about him like he split the atom.
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and then she criticizes my jacket.
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