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And you, you don't have anything.
And you, you don't have anything.
They don't even know they're having a funeral.
They don't even know they're having a funeral.
because of me.
because of me.
[LOUDLY] Would you make this thing lower?
[LOUDLY] Would you make this thing lower?
Morty, you can't wear this.
Morty, you can't wear this.
Show me the levels.
Show me the levels.
What a shock.
What a shock.
Oh, it's nothing. I got it.
Oh, it's nothing. I got it.
Whole new lifestyle.
Whole new lifestyle.
Well, of course, it could be done.
Well, of course, it could be done.
I don't know why you had to bring this jacket.
I don't know why you had to bring this jacket.
You know, trotters, like at Yonkers.
You know, trotters, like at Yonkers.
all I need is the lumber.
all I need is the lumber.
[TIRES SCREECHING ON TELEVISION]
[TIRES SCREECHING ON TELEVISION]
Well, I didn't, uh, really mean a pony per se.
Well, I didn't, uh, really mean a pony per se.
Manya died!
Manya died!
and I came up with the idea for the beltless trench coat.
and I came up with the idea for the beltless trench coat.
You said so.
You said so.
No, no.
No, no.
For two hours, he's talking and answering questions.
For two hours, he's talking and answering questions.
There's no bet if I'm not doing it.
There's no bet if I'm not doing it.
JERRY: Horses.
JERRY: Horses.
I just don't see how it could occur.
I just don't see how it could occur.
Well, the man's an individualist.
Well, the man's an individualist.
It was a tag-up at third base.
It was a tag-up at third base.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Oh, yeah,
Oh, yeah,
[GUNSHOTS AND SIRENS PLAY OVER TELEVISION SPEAKERS]
[GUNSHOTS AND SIRENS PLAY OVER TELEVISION SPEAKERS]
Unless... What?
Unless... What?
Yeah, so long, Morty.
Yeah, so long, Morty.
You know what this means, don't you?
You know what this means, don't you?
JERRY: Seriously, do you want to switch chairs?
JERRY: Seriously, do you want to switch chairs?
Really?
Really?
you know who he calls?
you know who he calls?
I had enough!
I had enough!
[GUNSHOTS, DISCO-FLAVORED CHASE MUSIC ON TELEVISION]
[GUNSHOTS, DISCO-FLAVORED CHASE MUSIC ON TELEVISION]
And, I mean, hey, you know,
And, I mean, hey, you know,
They invited you again. I think you should go.
They invited you again. I think you should go.
They pull up in front of the old people's house
They pull up in front of the old people's house
Hello?
Hello?
"Why is Jerry so far off the base?"
"Why is Jerry so far off the base?"
What, I'm going to buy a new sport jacket now?
What, I'm going to buy a new sport jacket now?
You know, like ancient Egypt.
You know, like ancient Egypt.
I thought you were getting it.
I thought you were getting it.
but it only is done if it's done.
but it only is done if it's done.
How long does a funeral take?
How long does a funeral take?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
What's wrong with that nice gray one?
What's wrong with that nice gray one?
Mickey Mantle?
Mickey Mantle?
And you start to fantasize.
And you start to fantasize.
I don't know her either.
I don't know her either.
Oh, yeah, where the people eat the plant life,
Oh, yeah, where the people eat the plant life,
Need any help with those?
Need any help with those?
Two o'clock.
Two o'clock.
No, they just left.
No, they just left.
Yeah, I can't eat dessert either.
Yeah, I can't eat dessert either.
Jeffrey's taking the apartment.
Jeffrey's taking the apartment.
"I can't believe Jerry didn't show up."
"I can't believe Jerry didn't show up."
Yeah. He talks about him like he split the atom.
Yeah. He talks about him like he split the atom.
and then she criticizes my jacket.
and then she criticizes my jacket.