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Dad, this other car cut us off.
Dad, this other car cut us off.
GEORGE: Who's-- Who's got the receipt?
GEORGE: Who's-- Who's got the receipt?
North.
North.
Isosceles.
Isosceles.
doesn't even cover this.
doesn't even cover this.
I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
at the Special Olympics?
at the Special Olympics?
you'd think she'd be able
you'd think she'd be able
Yeesh.
Yeesh.
That's my thing.
That's my thing.
they don't even want to park there.
they don't even want to park there.
He's right.
He's right.
I tell you...
I tell you...
just because the batteries went dead,
just because the batteries went dead,
everything,
everything,
except for the walking.
except for the walking.
Mm.
Mm.
What?
What?
That's fantastic!
That's fantastic!
How much?
How much?
Committees have to study the situation,
Committees have to study the situation,
I could see that.
I could see that.
in another human being,
in another human being,
We gotta get to the party.
We gotta get to the party.
That'll hold the good spot
That'll hold the good spot
ELAINE: There must've been an accident.
ELAINE: There must've been an accident.
Well, she can't keep it. It's not fair.
Well, she can't keep it. It's not fair.
You see it there in the distance. It's almost--
You see it there in the distance. It's almost--
What if we went over by the car,
What if we went over by the car,
We're not gonna be that long anyway.
We're not gonna be that long anyway.
Hey, what's going on over here?
Hey, what's going on over here?
And you can't believe your eyes. It's too good to be true.
And you can't believe your eyes. It's too good to be true.
Anyway, I want you to pick up this big-screen TV...
Anyway, I want you to pick up this big-screen TV...
That's why those spaces are always empty.
That's why those spaces are always empty.
Three crack.
Three crack.
You know, they want everything to be equal,
You know, they want everything to be equal,
I'm gonna put it on top of the television.
I'm gonna put it on top of the television.
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
Handicapped people,
Handicapped people,
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
on a wheelchair.
on a wheelchair.
That's our TV.
That's our TV.
is the mirage of the parking desert.
is the mirage of the parking desert.
You got a veggie burger,
You got a veggie burger,
Oh, what's the difference? You don't go out that much.
Oh, what's the difference? You don't go out that much.
I agreed to become his butler.
I agreed to become his butler.
This handicapped woman had an accident.
This handicapped woman had an accident.
They loved the TV, loved it.
They loved the TV, loved it.
Exactly the same.
Exactly the same.
It's fully loaded.
It's fully loaded.
we gotta buy a wheelchair.
we gotta buy a wheelchair.
ALLISON: Hello?
ALLISON: Hello?
You know, my insurance
You know, my insurance
to personally thank our gracious host,
to personally thank our gracious host,
240 bucks?
240 bucks?
You know, I love the name "Isosceles."
You know, I love the name "Isosceles."
Do you see your face in there?
Do you see your face in there?
Charity? That's appalling.
Charity? That's appalling.
I got news for you.
I got news for you.
It's the same thing with the feminists.
It's the same thing with the feminists.