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Dad, this other car cut us off.
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GEORGE: Who's-- Who's got the receipt?
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North.
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Isosceles.
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doesn't even cover this.
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I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
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at the Special Olympics?
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you'd think she'd be able
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Yeesh.
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That's my thing.
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they don't even want to park there.
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He's right.
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I tell you...
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just because the batteries went dead,
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everything,
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except for the walking.
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Mm.
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What?
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That's fantastic!
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How much?
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Committees have to study the situation,
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I could see that.
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in another human being,
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We gotta get to the party.
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That'll hold the good spot
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ELAINE: There must've been an accident.
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Well, she can't keep it. It's not fair.
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You see it there in the distance. It's almost--
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What if we went over by the car,
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We're not gonna be that long anyway.
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Hey, what's going on over here?
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And you can't believe your eyes. It's too good to be true.
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Anyway, I want you to pick up this big-screen TV...
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That's why those spaces are always empty.
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Three crack.
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You know, they want everything to be equal,
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I'm gonna put it on top of the television.
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[SIGHS]
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Handicapped people,
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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on a wheelchair.
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That's our TV.
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is the mirage of the parking desert.
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You got a veggie burger,
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Oh, what's the difference? You don't go out that much.
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I agreed to become his butler.
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This handicapped woman had an accident.
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They loved the TV, loved it.
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Exactly the same.
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It's fully loaded.
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we gotta buy a wheelchair.
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ALLISON: Hello?
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You know, my insurance
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to personally thank our gracious host,
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240 bucks?
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You know, I love the name "Isosceles."
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Do you see your face in there?
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Charity? That's appalling.
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I got news for you.
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It's the same thing with the feminists.
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