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Rhode Island.
Rhode Island.
Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow.
Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow.
Hey, Elaine, try the beef, 'cause that's real au jus sauce.
Hey, Elaine, try the beef, 'cause that's real au jus sauce.
Jimmy and misunderstandings kind of clash.
Jimmy and misunderstandings kind of clash.
My dirty undies, Dude. The laundry. The whites.
My dirty undies, Dude. The laundry. The whites.
No, forget it. I don't want you to.
No, forget it. I don't want you to.
Elaine, it's all this guy can do to keep from killin' himself.
Elaine, it's all this guy can do to keep from killin' himself.
I'm back in business, baby!
I'm back in business, baby!
Darkness washed over the Dude.
Darkness washed over the Dude.
Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.
Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.
It's not legitimate. It's a business.
It's not legitimate. It's a business.
of vociferous and angry demonstrators
of vociferous and angry demonstrators
Yeah, he's dating a crayon.
Yeah, he's dating a crayon.
I am looser than creamed corn.
I am looser than creamed corn.
of the Aryan Union,
of the Aryan Union,
Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah.
Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah.
as a dangerous extremist.
as a dangerous extremist.
He's obsessed with breasts.
He's obsessed with breasts.
Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up.
Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up.
I use Prell, the hard stuff.
I use Prell, the hard stuff.
All right, Frank, that's enough.
All right, Frank, that's enough.
They're gonna kill that poor woman!
They're gonna kill that poor woman!
A Willard?
A Willard?
Even I am not above the policy.
Even I am not above the policy.
Sure thing, Joe Mayo.
Sure thing, Joe Mayo.
Tough luck, chinless.
Tough luck, chinless.
am not going to compromise
am not going to compromise
and reputed to be their most charismatic spokesman.
and reputed to be their most charismatic spokesman.
Still, still! I like to go in fresh!
Still, still! I like to go in fresh!
It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.
It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.
Come on. You're being very un-Dude.
Come on. You're being very un-Dude.
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
Friends like these, huh, Gary? That's right, Dude.
Friends like these, huh, Gary? That's right, Dude.
Oh, no, no. He has health problems.
Oh, no, no. He has health problems.
I feel vigorous.
I feel vigorous.
It's fraying.
It's fraying.
Jerry, don't start up with me.
Jerry, don't start up with me.
Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!
Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!
Not showing off, not falling behind.
Not showing off, not falling behind.
Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.
Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.
Hey, Kramer, have you ever killed a man?
Hey, Kramer, have you ever killed a man?
To the idiot-mobile.
To the idiot-mobile.
GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!
GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!
He has openly professed a deep admiration
He has openly professed a deep admiration
Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.
Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.
I got a rash, man. Fucking A.
I got a rash, man. Fucking A.
No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
There is a full house inside awaiting his arrival
There is a full house inside awaiting his arrival
No dice, Chicago.
No dice, Chicago.
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
Golden Boy's always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry.
Golden Boy's always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry.
Do you think I need to lose some weight?
Do you think I need to lose some weight?
Just like Gerald Ford.
Just like Gerald Ford.
of Adolf Hitler.
of Adolf Hitler.
and should be arriving momentarily.
and should be arriving momentarily.
That's why they sent me. I am an expert.
That's why they sent me. I am an expert.
Pinko commie rag.
Pinko commie rag.