Roll up your window. Let's do a pressed ham under glass.

And then there's Maude.

Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.

am not going to compromise

No more nuts.

I understand. Could you slide your shorts down, please?

And Leon's getting larger!

I can't! I won't.

So what? A lot of older men have that.

Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah.

You got T-Fal? No, Calphalon.

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.

Yeah, he's dating a crayon.

I got a rash, man. Fucking A.

Still, still! I like to go in fresh!

Hey, Elaine, try the beef, 'cause that's real au jus sauce.

No, he's a sex offender with a record.

I'm gonna call her. No, don't call.

You come in the house, you wipe your wheels.

What am I supposed to do with all this paella?

Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.

I'm calling. Get away from me. Jerry, don't. Give me the phone.

But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.

If I can't play tennis, I have no reason to live.

To the idiot-mobile.

I'm not driving him to the airport!

Pinko commie rag.

You can't. It's none of your business!

I'd like to have shoehorn hands.

You don't think I can attract attention?

I mean, I was just being folksy.

once they've seen Karl Hungus?

I've found the tunnel, Johnson! It's this way!

I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea,

You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen

All right, Frank, that's enough.

Not showing off, not falling behind.

You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?

You wanna fight me? Jerry, I'm gonna kill you.

He just sunk like a stone, didn't he?

Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,

It's fraying.

Tough luck, chinless.

Friends like these, huh, Gary? That's right, Dude.

A Willard?

No, forget it. I don't want you to.

That's why they sent me. I am an expert.

Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!

Oh, no, no. He has health problems.

Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

I'm ruined!

I am looser than creamed corn.

My dirty undies, Dude. The laundry. The whites.

Welcome aboard.

Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow.

We just swept the Orioles.

GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!

Even I am not above the policy.

Costanza, you're white-hot!

He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.