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"Thanks for nothin'."
"Thanks for nothin'."
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
Who did you bet was in Star Wars?
Who did you bet was in Star Wars?
I don't work in the rain.
I don't work in the rain.
He bet me that Dustin Hoffman
He bet me that Dustin Hoffman
it's not my way to intrude
it's not my way to intrude
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
He made a bet he knew he was gonna lose
He made a bet he knew he was gonna lose
was more than a simple bet.
was more than a simple bet.
What? What are you talkin' about? Come on.
What? What are you talkin' about? Come on.
Ah-ha.
Ah-ha.
There's gotta be some way to get back into Paisano's.
There's gotta be some way to get back into Paisano's.
So you don't make a habit of giving to the blind?
So you don't make a habit of giving to the blind?
Turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread.
Turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread.
on the personal lives of close friends--
on the personal lives of close friends--
You know, Elaine...
You know, Elaine...
I'll see you later.
I'll see you later.
Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
That's a nice name: Todd Gack.
That's a nice name: Todd Gack.
Oh, is that so? Absolutely.
Oh, is that so? Absolutely.
You know how interoffice politics work.
You know how interoffice politics work.
and seeing just a table.
and seeing just a table.
No, I never had a job.
No, I never had a job.
It's like I'm throwing a buck away.
It's like I'm throwing a buck away.
You're paying in change?
You're paying in change?
I gotta pay this Todd Gack guy 300 bucks
I gotta pay this Todd Gack guy 300 bucks
Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
--but I feel I must inform you that what happened last night
--but I feel I must inform you that what happened last night
was in Star Wars.
was in Star Wars.
Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch
Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch
Big Stein wants a little taste. Come on.
Big Stein wants a little taste. Come on.
So then, as I'm leaving, he gives me a look like:
So then, as I'm leaving, he gives me a look like:
We're gonna stick with the calzones from Paisano's.
We're gonna stick with the calzones from Paisano's.
You got no credit. Exactly.
You got no credit. Exactly.
It's fresh out of the dryer.
It's fresh out of the dryer.
You got rooked, buddy.
You got rooked, buddy.
Kramer's cooking up some corduroy.
Kramer's cooking up some corduroy.
Oh, Paisano's.
Oh, Paisano's.
Here, Elaine... you gotta feel my pants.
Here, Elaine... you gotta feel my pants.
So every time you get dressed now,
So every time you get dressed now,
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I decided to go with the brown ones.
I decided to go with the brown ones.
Do we have a deal?
Do we have a deal?