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But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.
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Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
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of Donald O'Brien,
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or Ron Kuby.
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Jerry, don't start up with me.
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I'm back in business, baby!
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I got a rash, man. Fucking A.
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for the emotional fuse that has been lit here tonight.
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He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.
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Come on. You're being very un-Dude.
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I'd like to have shoehorn hands.
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Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.
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Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.
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NEWSCASTER: Neither the district attorney's office
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You get no rush from bowling.
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It's not legitimate. It's a business.
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According to Pinkus' wife, Gendason had been involved
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adjacent to Madison Square Garden,
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She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend.
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Don't touch Jimmy!
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where a growing number
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I've found the tunnel, Johnson! It's this way!
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of the Aryan Union,
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I don't think they're any match
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Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow.
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The reclusive Mr. O'Brien is an advocate
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Even David Duke has denounced him
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I would imagine
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There is a full house inside awaiting his arrival
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Pinko commie rag.
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Mom, Dad...I have fleas.
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Mr. O'Brien must be having some very grave doubts
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Jimmy and misunderstandings kind of clash.
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of Adolf Hitler.
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You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen
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the leader of the Midwestern regional chapter
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Hey, Elaine, try the beef, 'cause that's real au jus sauce.
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Do you think I need to lose some weight?
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I'm calling. Get away from me. Jerry, don't. Give me the phone.
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former baseball star, Steve Gendason,
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I'm standing in front of the Paramount,
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That's why they sent me. I am an expert.
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I trust Elaine. She is my friend.
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So what? A lot of older men have that.
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Friends like these, huh, Gary? That's right, Dude.
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I'm so sick about losing that choose.
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Weight? No. You just need some height.
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Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,
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as a dangerous extremist.
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This is the signal, Jerry.
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The police seem unable or unwilling
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All right! Way to go, Donny!
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Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.
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but, quite frankly, Bill and Jean,
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He has openly professed a deep admiration
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Just like Gerald Ford.
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Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.
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All right, Frank, that's enough.
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Hey, Kramer, have you ever killed a man?
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