Hey, Kramer, have you ever killed a man?

I am looser than creamed corn.

Weight? No. You just need some height.

What am I supposed to do with all this paella?

Sources tell me he is en route

for the emotional fuse that has been lit here tonight.

It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.

GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!

There is a full house inside awaiting his arrival

Why didn't you get the big one?

I'm so sick about losing that choose.

Tough luck, chinless.

are gathering to protest

The reclusive Mr. O'Brien is an advocate

I'm back in business, baby!

That's why they sent me. I am an expert.

former baseball star, Steve Gendason,

So what? A lot of older men have that.

I'm not driving him to the airport!

and should be arriving momentarily.

I've found the tunnel, Johnson! It's this way!

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.

He has openly professed a deep admiration

Come on. Break it up!

Wha--? Minnelli's? No.

the very first public appearance

You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen

of Adolf Hitler.

I'd like to have shoehorn hands.

All right! Way to go, Donny!

or Ron Kuby.

It's not legitimate. It's a business.

Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

from the airport.

And then there's Maude.

Jimmy and misunderstandings kind of clash.

Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.

Elaine, it's all this guy can do to keep from killin' himself.

adjacent to Madison Square Garden,

My dirty undies, Dude. The laundry. The whites.

of Donald O'Brien,

of the Aryan Union,

They're gonna kill that poor woman!

Friends like these, huh, Gary? That's right, Dude.

According to Pinkus' wife, Gendason had been involved

I use Prell, the hard stuff.

and reputed to be their most charismatic spokesman.

Mom, Dad...I have fleas.

The police seem unable or unwilling

where a growing number

Mr. O'Brien must be having some very grave doubts

of vociferous and angry demonstrators

Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.

I'm calling. Get away from me. Jerry, don't. Give me the phone.

Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.

Jerry, don't start up with me.

Not showing off, not falling behind.

She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend.

Hey, Elaine, try the beef, 'cause that's real au jus sauce.

Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow.