Weight? No. You just need some height.

If I can't play tennis, I have no reason to live.

It's not legitimate. It's a business.

Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up.

You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen

Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.

Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,

There is a full house inside awaiting his arrival

NEWSCASTER: Neither the district attorney's office

I'm back in business, baby!

Do you think I need to lose some weight?

Wha--? Minnelli's? No.

Why didn't you get the big one?

I'm-- I'm here working for the people.

I'm not driving him to the airport!

Oh, no, no. He has health problems.

Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.

of the Aryan Union,

I trust Elaine. She is my friend.

The reclusive Mr. O'Brien is an advocate

Mom, Dad...I have fleas.

has been taken to police headquarters for questioning

Even David Duke has denounced him

Come on. You're being very un-Dude.

You get no rush from bowling.

I am looser than creamed corn.

Sources tell me he is en route

I feel vigorous.

Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.

The police seem unable or unwilling

and should be arriving momentarily.

of Adolf Hitler.

Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.

the leader of the Midwestern regional chapter

former baseball star, Steve Gendason,

but, quite frankly, Bill and Jean,

It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.

of vociferous and angry demonstrators

GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!

Elaine, it's all this guy can do to keep from killin' himself.

That's why they sent me. I am an expert.

from the airport.

Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.

Pinko commie rag.

All right, Frank, that's enough.

They're gonna kill that poor woman!

I can't! I won't.

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.

It's Benes, you jackass.

Don't touch Jimmy!

What am I supposed to do with all this paella?

or Ron Kuby.

So what? A lot of older men have that.

adjacent to Madison Square Garden,

the very first public appearance

Jimmy and misunderstandings kind of clash.

I'd like to have shoehorn hands.

Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow.

Hey, Kramer, have you ever killed a man?

I'm calling. Get away from me. Jerry, don't. Give me the phone.