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JERRY [WHISPERING]: Elaine.
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BUCKLES: So, then, when I was 12,
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JERRY: 55th Street. Great idea.
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I don't know how you can eat that crap.
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Uh, you see a guy who's about 5-foot 11,
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That fountain of youth scene
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All right, okay. There.
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to one of your peers
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a clearer understanding
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My friend was getting it.
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No, it's not. It's the ticket buyers' line.
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from Milan to Minsk.
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You see?
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Well, I told you the Paragon.
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Do you think I need to lose some weight?
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No. No, don't wait!
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What do you mean,
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I didn't.
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Either way.
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It's the same movie.
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You better move dat car, girl, fo' I bust you up...
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If it's as good as Ponce de León,
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Can we do this later, George?
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Elaine. They didn't show. I can't wait any more.
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[SIGHS]
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Who else but my Alan would do something like that?
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Then how come we're not moving?
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We just had this exact same conversation
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And I'm doing Letterman Monday.
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When I asked you before if you had a ticket,
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No, with the big head and the flared nostrils.
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What am I doing now? My whole night's ruined.
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Well, that's how I feel.
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No, don't come over here! These are taken!
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Jerry, could you do me a personal favor?
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All right, here. It's my friend's ticket.
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No, no, we go very soon.
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Weight? No. You just need some height.
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of our scheduling policies.
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I don't have them yet.
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Really?
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I don't know. Diane told me to hold it for 15 minutes.
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[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE]
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No.
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[LAUGHING] I mean, come on.
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But I didn't even use the ticket.
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All right, what time is it?
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Mm-hmm.
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He is cooking. He does a crepe...
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I could be a while.
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Hey-hey-hi!
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But that was great.
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To this day, I won't eat fish.
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and tell them I can't make the movie.
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MAN: Yes, a chess piece.
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if there's even the slightest possibility
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I got the st-- I'm telling you, I got the stub.
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Well, what about Jerry?
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Can you believe him?
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Hey, did that guy show up?
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