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JERRY [WHISPERING]: Elaine.
JERRY [WHISPERING]: Elaine.
BUCKLES: So, then, when I was 12,
BUCKLES: So, then, when I was 12,
JERRY: 55th Street. Great idea.
JERRY: 55th Street. Great idea.
I don't know how you can eat that crap.
I don't know how you can eat that crap.
Uh, you see a guy who's about 5-foot 11,
Uh, you see a guy who's about 5-foot 11,
That fountain of youth scene
That fountain of youth scene
All right, okay. There.
All right, okay. There.
to one of your peers
to one of your peers
a clearer understanding
a clearer understanding
My friend was getting it.
My friend was getting it.
No, it's not. It's the ticket buyers' line.
No, it's not. It's the ticket buyers' line.
from Milan to Minsk.
from Milan to Minsk.
You see?
You see?
Well, I told you the Paragon.
Well, I told you the Paragon.
Do you think I need to lose some weight?
Do you think I need to lose some weight?
No. No, don't wait!
No. No, don't wait!
What do you mean,
What do you mean,
I didn't.
I didn't.
Either way.
Either way.
It's the same movie.
It's the same movie.
You better move dat car, girl, fo' I bust you up...
You better move dat car, girl, fo' I bust you up...
If it's as good as Ponce de León,
If it's as good as Ponce de León,
Can we do this later, George?
Can we do this later, George?
Elaine. They didn't show. I can't wait any more.
Elaine. They didn't show. I can't wait any more.
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
Who else but my Alan would do something like that?
Who else but my Alan would do something like that?
Then how come we're not moving?
Then how come we're not moving?
We just had this exact same conversation
We just had this exact same conversation
And I'm doing Letterman Monday.
And I'm doing Letterman Monday.
When I asked you before if you had a ticket,
When I asked you before if you had a ticket,
No, with the big head and the flared nostrils.
No, with the big head and the flared nostrils.
What am I doing now? My whole night's ruined.
What am I doing now? My whole night's ruined.
Well, that's how I feel.
Well, that's how I feel.
No, don't come over here! These are taken!
No, don't come over here! These are taken!
Jerry, could you do me a personal favor?
Jerry, could you do me a personal favor?
All right, here. It's my friend's ticket.
All right, here. It's my friend's ticket.
No, no, we go very soon.
No, no, we go very soon.
Weight? No. You just need some height.
Weight? No. You just need some height.
of our scheduling policies.
of our scheduling policies.
I don't have them yet.
I don't have them yet.
Really?
Really?
I don't know. Diane told me to hold it for 15 minutes.
I don't know. Diane told me to hold it for 15 minutes.
[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE]
[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE]
No.
No.
[LAUGHING] I mean, come on.
[LAUGHING] I mean, come on.
But I didn't even use the ticket.
But I didn't even use the ticket.
All right, what time is it?
All right, what time is it?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
He is cooking. He does a crepe...
He is cooking. He does a crepe...
I could be a while.
I could be a while.
Hey-hey-hi!
Hey-hey-hi!
But that was great.
But that was great.
To this day, I won't eat fish.
To this day, I won't eat fish.
and tell them I can't make the movie.
and tell them I can't make the movie.
MAN: Yes, a chess piece.
MAN: Yes, a chess piece.
if there's even the slightest possibility
if there's even the slightest possibility
I got the st-- I'm telling you, I got the stub.
I got the st-- I'm telling you, I got the stub.
Well, what about Jerry?
Well, what about Jerry?
Can you believe him?
Can you believe him?
Hey, did that guy show up?
Hey, did that guy show up?