I'm calling. Get away from me. Jerry, don't. Give me the phone.

Don't touch Jimmy!

I don't think they're any match

Do your thing, where you lie to everyone.

They're gonna kill that poor woman!

has been taken to police headquarters for questioning

I use Prell, the hard stuff.

You get no rush from bowling.

of Adolf Hitler.

I trust Elaine. She is my friend.

I've found the tunnel, Johnson! It's this way!

But, suddenly, a new contender has emerged.

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.

but, quite frankly, Bill and Jean,

I can't! I won't.

GEORGE: Tippy toe! Tippy toe! Uh, lemon tree!

And Leon's getting larger!

Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.

There is a full house inside awaiting his arrival

The police seem unable or unwilling

All right, Frank, that's enough.

Come on. You're being very un-Dude.

It's not legitimate. It's a business.

Friends like these, huh, Gary? That's right, Dude.

NEWSCASTER: Neither the district attorney's office

Oh, come on. Be a "come-with" guy.

Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.

Just like Gerald Ford.

Police have set up barricades,

You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen

Oh, no, no. He has health problems.

All right! Way to go, Donny!

or Ron Kuby.

The reclusive Mr. O'Brien is an advocate

of vociferous and angry demonstrators

Do you think I need to lose some weight?

I'm so sick about losing that choose.

Wha--? Minnelli's? No.

He has openly professed a deep admiration

Jimmy and misunderstandings kind of clash.

the very first public appearance

You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.

Mr. O'Brien must be having some very grave doubts

I'd like to have shoehorn hands.

of Donald O'Brien,

Municipal bonds, Ted. I'm talking double-A rating.

of the Aryan Union,

Yes, I'm, uh-- I'm causing dissent,

Jerry, don't start up with me.

from the airport.

adjacent to Madison Square Garden,

I'm not driving him to the airport!

And then there's Maude.

That's why they sent me. I am an expert.

Sources tell me he is en route

It's sluggish, like a wet sponge.

former baseball star, Steve Gendason,

Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

Even David Duke has denounced him

I am looser than creamed corn.